Dirty Joke of the Day

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk explains that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists
on speaking to the manager.

The manager enters the conversation and explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which were available for the husband and wife to use.
He also explains that they could have taken in one of the shows which the hotel is famous for. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"
explains the manager.

No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved. Eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and hands it to the manager. "But sir," the managers says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," replies the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"What! I didn't sleep with your wife!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

Dirty Joke of the Day

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

Perverted America

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Political Bullshit, Mr. Trump

So I can sometimes get fueled by some of the bullshit I hear. Some of it being political shit, mostly stuff the damn fucking republicans are doing. Like this little snippet from your “King of the Comb-over” Donald Trump. After investing his own money to investigate President Obama on the point that Obama is not an American citizen. Forcing President Obama to go out the news and show the general public his Hawaiian Birth Certificate. Now to go one step further Trump is now accusing our President of not really attending Columbia University and Harvard Law School. Mr. Trump if you are so inclined to waste your FUCKING money on petty shit like investigating our President, why don’t you pass some of that money this way, I’m sure myself and many other people who are in financial need to put that money to good use. And with that Mr. Trump I award you the “KICK IN THE NUTS” award for being such an ass.

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